what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
The varying wavelengths of different colors
Adorable science is adorable.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
My little secret.
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
chromauk this you at work?
ITS A WOK YOU ILLITERATE INTERNET PEOPLE!
and in answer to the question, nope. I’m usually juggling 6 to 8 pans, an indoor barbecue, watching things start to burn under a salamander at my eye level whilst periodically spinning 180 to prep garnish. My work is like the most accurate representation of hell I’ve ever witnessed :D
Its a lot of fun though once you get over the stress, panic and terror involved!
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Alex Honnold free soloing Heaven (5.12d) in Yosemite.